Nov 8, 2016

Disgusting Things That Even Your Kids Do

It's a well-known fact that kids are absolutely disgusting. Well actually, we are all kind of disgusting, but as adults, we know what is acceptable and sanitary and what is not. We understand the consequences of our actions (most of the time) and know not to touch and eat certain things. You know that kid you saw at Target eating his own boogers? Or the kid that was digging for gold in his butt as you walked by? Yeah. Your kid probably does that too, no matter how much you hope it isn’t true.

They will do things with boogers. They will eat them as a salty little snack, wipe them on a wall, and even use their shirt for a tissue. They may even make a little collection under a table or couch cushion. If they don’t wipe snot on their shirt, they will lick the snot as it runs down their upper lip.

They will find old food from the couch and/or car floor and eat it. You’ll catch them snacking on something and you realize it is food that has been in the car for months. Old French fries, crackers, candy, and even old suckers covered in dirt and hair. Yummy.

They will wear the same underwear and socks for multiple day. Somehow, to them, it is easier to just not change them. Even after a shower, they just put the old smelly ones back on. I don’t get it.

They will mix weird combos of food. Why not try ketchup on green beans? Or crackers with cottage cheese? Or my favorite, mustard on cooked carrots. Yet if any of their food on their plate touches, then it’s thrown across the room. 

They will scratch their butt…no matter where they are. I don’t like to think about why their butt always itches. Perhaps there should be more extensive wiping lessons.

They will backwash in your drink. I don't know about you, but it is disgusting drinking water with regurgitated goldfish crumbs floating around. Honestly, I’d almost rather share a bottle of water with a complete stranger than my own toddler. Gag…

They will touch everything in sight in a public bathroom. Kids don’t seem to mind touching the stall walls, counters, sinks, floors, and even toilets.

They will pick up used band Aids. Right off the ground, in the pool, out of the garbage…where ever. It’s like a treasure when they find them. All I can think about is what bodily fluid is now on their hands.

They will put things in their pants. I don’t understand the appeal of this. I’ve seen Barbie dolls and stuffed animals shoved into underwear. My youngest put beads in her diaper and went to school. They didn’t discover them until they changed her. Why?

As perfect and amazing as you think your children are, I guarantee that they have done, or will do some of these disgusting things. It’s best to just not think about it. It’s a good thing they are cute or we might not keep them!


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9 comments:

  1. OMG its like you are talking about my son. I INSIST on clean underwear and socks each day (we dont bathe daily lets be honest) and the backwashing is so disgusting! Im like WTF is wrong with you why cant you drink from a bottle you are almost 8!!!!!!

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    1. I guess they are all the same! So gross...thanks for stopping by!

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  2. OMG its like you are talking about my son. I INSIST on clean underwear and socks each day (we dont bathe daily lets be honest) and the backwashing is so disgusting! Im like WTF is wrong with you why cant you drink from a bottle you are almost 8!!!!!!

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  3. My hates to have his hands dirty, like will not help plant a little beanpod lest dirt touch his finger tips BUT he will go the entire weekend without a shower unless forced kicking and screaming to the tub. Makes no sense.

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    1. Ha. They are funny little creatures, aren't they? Thanks for stopping by!

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  4. Love this post! So funny and true. My 3 are gross. Girl child thought I might not notice a collection of dried boogers on the wall next to her bed! FML... #SundayBest xx

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    1. Ugh...the boogers! Why does the wall seem like a good idea? Thanks for stopping by.

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  5. Lol!! Its the eating things from the floor that gets me. Plus it just reminds me how shit I am at cleaning when my 19 month old ducks under the sofa and comes up with a mouth full of week old snickers bar...thanks for joining us at #SundayBest...hope to see you there again tomorrow! xx

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  6. Omg my kids do all those! The worst is when we're in public loos, my two year old always decides to stick his hands in the loo while I'm washing mine arrrgh! Thanks for linking up to #SundayBest x

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